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Richest Man: Divine-Grade Reconstruct System
by Little Grapefruit of the Muzi Family
# RELAXED # INFINITEDivine-grade Decomposition and Reconstruction System: This allows the user to decompose any object and reconstruct them.…A scraped car? I’ll just disassemble it and make it into a brand new expensive luxury car!A bunch of small diamonds? I’ll just turn them into a 10-carat giant diamond!An old phone? I’ll just make a futuristic phone that won’t appear for another 70 years!”What? Did I get sick? Simple! I’ll just gather a bunch of drugs, decompose them, and make a super medici…
Absolute Cheater
by Enigmatic_Dream
WPC NOV Winner***“Hmph, my dumb big sister is in danger!”A mischievous grin spread across his face. “Hehehehe... this gives me the perfect excuse to finally use this treasure I’ve acquired but never bothered with!”He rummaged through his belongings, carefully selecting various items. “A bit of this... and this... and a dash of this.”Boom!The explosion of energy sent a ripple through the air as he laughed maniacally.“Hahaha! It's done! Now, all I need is a compatible host for it.”Years later...“D…
The Luckiest Dumb Doctor
by Click In and Get Rich
[An explosive and thrilling story, highly recommended by the Chief Editor himself. A must-read divine book, you'll regret not reading this.]In the eyes of others, he might have seemed like a worthless fool, but he was revered as the master of appraisal, the miraculous healer, the charming sorcerer, the lord of the Dragon Palace, the invincible war god... With a hand that wielded golden needles against death itself, and another that brandished a longsword, compelling nations to submit, he possess…
Godly Empress Doctor
by Su Xiaonuan
She is a genius girl abandoned by her family in the 21st century.He is an arrogant, black-bellied crown prince of an empire. A lofty existence that can cause the world to enter turmoil in his rage.She plays dumb and takes advantage of him, tricking him, tormenting him, agitating him, running away after every successful attempt at flirting—an act no man can tolerate!Helpless, he can only hunt her, drown her in love, seduce her to be his, but by a strange twist of fate, he is the one who falls for…
I Got Rich in Period Fiction
by Joe Yishui
Qiao Qingyu found herself transported into a period novel, becoming He Xiu Yu's dreadful ex-wife.She's the worst of them all—lazy, dumb, and wicked.She serves as a foil whose sole purpose is to advance the plot, a tool for slapstick comedy, and a contrast to highlight the intelligence and kindness of the female lead.Everyone is eagerly waiting for her to exit the stage.Faced with dangers ahead and behind, Qiao Qingyu isn't bothered at all. After all, she possesses a seed laboratory.The joy of ha…
I, The Villainess, Will Seduce All The Heroines Instead
by Celipse
[NOVEL IS UNDERGOING INTENSE EDITATION][WSA 2025 ENTRY][Warning: This is a Comedy Parody Novel! Don't take it seriously!]_____________________[Discord Server: https://discord.gg/6eZrtgjxqp]_____________________"Damn it, why the hell am I the Villainess?"Petra, a human resources manager, just went through a painfully dumb breakup. To cope? She did what any sane woman would. Binge-read a guilty pleasure romance and smut novel series from her teenage years, only to realize that the heroines have br…
Rebirth of the Heavenly Empress
by Road of Flowers
She is the legendary queen of mercenaries whose name daunts even the big shots in society. With an ancient jade pendant in her hand, she is great at almost everything, be it seeking the truth or the art of healing.However, she unexpectedly reincarnates into a dumb good-for-nothing whom everyone loathes and hates. She is even the laughing stock in society! The once legendary genius of the mercenary regiment can't help but express her disapproval. ——Who are you trying to kid? When I was playing wi…
The Villain's Wife
by TheBlips
-COMPLETED-WARNING: FL is scheming and evil.Like almost every dramatic romance novel, Lily Qin’s story began with an evil stepmother, a scheming stepsister, and a dumb ex-fiance. At twenty, she fell prey to their grand scheme and became the laughingstock of the country. In despair, she left.Seven years later, Lily Qin rose from the ashes.She was labeled as an empress, an iron lady, a genius, and a prodigy. She was Miss Tycoon.Now, at twenty-seven, Lily Qin was an established businesswoman who wa…
Divine God Against The Heavens
by RazaKarim
Heavenly Pearl, an unknown mysterious, and heaven-defying object, for some reason, enter the heart of a young man named Ye Xiao who was framed and crippled by his fellow sect members for some unknown reasons and got kicked out from his sect.After the Heavenly Pearl enters Ye Xiao's heart, it not only repaired Ye Xiao's dantian but also grants him an unknown rank cultivation technique, which let him create Nine Divine Dragons in his Sea of Consciousness, and use the dragon's abilities as he wishe…
Hot Farmer's Wife: Buying a Husband for the Farm
by Check It out
# agriculture # militaryofficerLin Xiaoyue, a girl from the future, transmigrates into the body of a dumb peasant girl. The father of the original owner had just died, and her remaining family was made to live in a dilapidated house on the edge of the village by their own grandmother. Looking at her fragile mother and her little brother’s miserable appearance, Lin Xiaoyue decided that she wanted the three of them to live a good life. The good thing is that she had her spatial ring and spiritual …
The Lustful Young Master is Sinister!
by Cultured_Daoist69
Warning:-Sexual content- Dual Cultivation ( pure fertilization ) -Not a Simp Mc -Op Mc, powerful system -I don't give a fuck you are dying, Type MC-Narcissist, Egoist Mc but not that mentally weak to react immediately#Book supports game element: - 500 Powerstone = 1 lottery for MC - 50 Golden ticket = 1 lottery for Mc - Holiday theme special plotlines. Cover: Thanks Miso_Hen———Ah! Here we go again, another edgy villain novel that haunts the protagonist, aka, the chosen son of heaven. Tsk! Such a…
The Sect Leader Has Taken in a New Female Disciple
by A book with 3 lines
The Sect Leader has taken in a new female disciple.She is very beautiful, causing countless people to be enchanted by her.Until Zhou Qing finally activated the entry, seeing a golden tag flashing above many people's heads.According to the hint, that was others' inner notes about him.The chief of the neighboring peak's note on him was [A lecherous pervert playing dumb chicken].Yan's note on him was [Junior brother who is both lustful and daring].Shi Zhen's note on him was [Junior brother Zhou wit…
FFF Class Auto Hero: The Weakest Class Turned Out To Be The Strongest?
by Zurbluris
"Oh Lord Lunareio, you are the only one who can save our world."... My name is Rikuya Takatsuki, and I didn’t ask to be summoned to some fantasy world with my classmates. But there I was, expected to be a hero and protect the Kingdom from Realm Eaters, dimensional monsters chewing through reality.Apparently, all the races summoned forth heroes of legend, which was sort of a shocker to me since it wasn’t the cliché "slay the demon king" trope.Sounds cool, right? Wrong. While everyone else got fla…
Reincarnated into a Hell Hound - BL/Yaoi
by VCris
Once I woke up I discovered that my limbs ended in paws, and that my ears could move about, for my new form is that of a dog! But not only that, I soon realize that there is nothing simple in this new world full of magic, for my true species is that of a hell hound, a creature made of fire and shadow that could stir fear at those who dared approach!Or well… the definition of being scary looking is at least suitable for me, proud and powerful as I’m, as for my brother… sigh, what can I say at suc…
Fated to the Alpha's Sons: An Omegas Rise to Fame
by Empress_Qwin
She was floating.. no, hanging! On what?! She struggled to get back on her feet but was pulled into something so.. hard and warm. And It smelt so damn good...She tried looking back to see what was holding her but the 'thing' wasn't having it.She looked down to see a very large pair of strong and hairy arms, wrapped around her torso, sending jolts of unexpected pleasure to her nether region."Let me go, you dumb brute!!" She screamed, squirming in his arms, trying to slip out of his unyielding gri…
Fake Date, Real Fate
by PrimRosee
"Block him.""He's technically still my boss.""Then block him with dignity."The call ended again.And then started again.I let out a sound somewhere between a growl and a sob, then finally answered with the enthusiasm of a snail crawling through salt. "Yes, Mr. Walton?""Have you changed your mind yet?"I collapsed onto the towel and gazed at the sky as though it might consume me entirely if I pleaded sweetly enough."Do you ever take a break?" I asked, shielding my eyes with one hand."You're avoidin…
Medical Consort, the Prince is Pretending to be Dumb Again
by Tang Wei'en
Liu Shimei, who died suddenly in an experimental lab in the previous lifetime, was forced to get engaged to the second prince. Her fiance was mentally handicapped, obedient yet clingy, and gentle yet fierce at the same time. He wanted her care and affection every single day! When her stepmother and stepsister plotted against her, he punished them! When her father didn't show her affection, he criticized him!Although she was a retired doctor and a teacher to many, none of her concoctions worked o…
My Cultivation Companion Helps Me Achieve Immortality
by The Dumb melon Isn't Sweet
Yu Xian transmigrated into a world of cultivating immortals. Despite reaching middle age, his cultivation remained low, so he chose to give up and enjoy life. Then, he was recruited by a royal mansion as a tribute. Little did he know that his cheat system would arrive, and his legend started from being a tribute in the mansion... As time passed by, Yu Xian experienced countless adventures. When he looked back, he realized that he had become an existence of eternal life in the mortal realm.
Aloof CEO's; Charming Secretary
by Munchkin_2
Secretary Andy asked Sky, "Miss. Sky, why do you come here often? What is so special about this place?" Sky looked at him and asked unemotionally, "Are you asking as a secretary or as... as an old friend?"Andy hesitated for a movement and answered, "A... A friend." and he looked forward to listening to her. After a minute of silence, "A few years back I came here with a guy, I was so happy to be with him here, I miss those laughter and smiles. Just standing beside him, and accompanying him was m…
MY DUMB DOCTOR, PLEASE LOOK AT ME!
by _frieyaVida
Nurse Belle works to save lives while Ceres assassinates people. In an extraordinary twist of fate, these two souls now occupy the same body.If that wasn't bad enough, Ceres found out that the person she killed became Belle's colleague in this life. Worse, she still loves him. However, Belle wants no part in letting this man into her heart for the second time. Her body -her decision! And that's NO TO DR. ELIEZER RIVERA. Unfortunately for her, Ceres has a lot of ways to throw her plan in disarray…